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at the Billy Club, we write and perform some very aggressive music.
And, as we all know, aggressive music can sometimes lead to violence.
We don't have a problem with that. Why? Well, because there are
some people who are alive simply because it's illegal to kill
them! And because we've seen too many episodes of "OZ"
and we're not overly fond of ending up spending nights with some
crazed inmate named "Mucho Ki-Ki," we refrain from mass
murder and indulge ourselves in the best game ever invented:SuperBomberman2,
by HudsonSoft Games.
SuperBomberman2
pits you against 3 friends (or enemies, or band mates, or hookers...
don't ask... ) in a no-holds-barred fight to the death. Kinda
like life, which we all know is ultimately fair, right gang?
We
play this damn game all the time! Why? BECAUSE IT'S GREAT!!!
Where
else can you blow your friends (or those pesky hookers) into
Kingdom Come with some well placed nukes? We're so obssessed
with this game that we've even had tournaments and have played
against
victi... other players from around the country. Yes, we ARE
that good!
So
whether you're catching Death From Above from Colonel Moe Death,
dodging a vicious Back Toss by the Right Reverend Doctor Pinky
Lee, scrambling for your life from El Silencio the Bonkmeister
or writhing in a terminal Iron Cross from The Tominator, one
thing is for certain:
YOU'RE
ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
We
look on that as our promise to SBM2 players everywhere. Don't
believe us? Drop us a line as to when you'll be in the area
and
we'll gladly kick your sorry, loser ass. Good for us, bad for
you!
One
thing, though... you gotta bring the beer. Consider it an entry
fee...
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