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If you've stumbled this far into the maze, you must have something
to say.
Here's
where you can send a message to the band, request autographs
and nail clippings, and listen to the boys rant whenever they
need too. This page is obviously updated often.
Before
you send a message, you must agree to the following fair use
policy. click here
OK,
now that we understand each other:
What's
all the hub-bub, Bub?
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Oct
07 04 No professionals
or phonies |
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hey Bill, are you married? I think you are SOOO hot!
I read your magazine, PSM, every night before I go to
sleep.... You are the best writer ever!!! I hope you
respond to this post! I want to go out with you!!!
Love, Kitty.
Hey
Kitty,
While I am very honored that you feel that way about
me, I've got a few conditions that you'll have to meet
before we can go out.
1.
Uh... You have to be a female over the age of 18. I'm
just funny that way...
2.
You have to like beer (duh... ), football (preferably
the Raiders), and loud, fast, weird music.
3.
You have to own your own plane and mansion. Hey, I've
become accustomed to a certain way of living, so...
Send
me a picture of yourself, drinking a beer in your Raider
jersey, along with photocopies of the deed to the mansion
and your pilot's license. Then we can let the good times
roll! Later, Bill
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Sep
17 04 To live,
a rat must chew... |
| from: felikx
hey Bill... I have some cheese.... mmmmm, good cheeese...
want some cheese, Bill?
Hey
Felikx,
No, I don't do cheese anymore. You wouldn't happen to
have any free, tasty beer, would you? Later,
Bill
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Aug
12 04 Oh, THAT
Canada |
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from: J-bar
Yo' Billy-goat! I loved "(I love) Banzai Chibi-Chan,"
especially your lead work, man. Just two fat ass questions
from a skinny ass boy: 1. I'm in Canada. Do you punks
distribute up here? 2. what's your amp setting? I wanna
try to make my guitar sound like yours.
Hey
j-bar , you can get our stuff right from our website:
www.polish-pope.com. In fact, our CD was made in Canada,
since the dollar is stronger up there.
As
far as my setup goes, I use a 1961 Gibson Les Paul Junior,
which I run through a DOD guitar processor and then
into a vintage 1972 Marshall 100 watt head. I use a
Marshall straight front, 4X12 cab with 4 75-watt Celestion
speakers in it. My backup guitar is a 1965 Gibson Melody
Maker.
Hope
this helps! Now go buy a damn CD! Beer isn't getting
any cheaper! Later, Bill
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Aug
06 04 And we thought
our lives were sad |
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from:ssj_visual
I am a dedicated listener of The Rockin' Chair! But
I was wondering, would it be possible for Bill to maybe
tab out Ennui for me. I really love that song, and want
to learn how to play it. Please and Thanks.
We're
thinking of doing a music book with tab in it sometime
in the near future, if we get enough interest in it.
Keep checking the site and you'll see when we have it
ready to go. Bill
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July
29 04 Online they
can't hear you scream |
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from:
Xenosaga2
Hey guys! I must say, your site is...er...Interesting.
When you're not kicking people's asses in bomberman
in your real life, you could hold Online Super Bomberman
2 deathmatches. I noticed this when I was playing on
my SNES9x emulator, and it has a connection option,
so you could play multiplayer games online. I read your
Super Bomberman article, and it kinda popped into my
head. You ought to hold monthly tournaments online,
and the victors could get a reduced (Or even...dare
I say it...free?) price on the Fat Slacks CD.
Hey
Xeno, Not a bad idea, but that really doesn't give us
the feeling of big time excitement we get when we have
our tournaments here at the homestead.
You
see, when we play, only the four combatants are in the
game room. The rest of the players, spectators and drunks
looking for free booze are out in the spectator room,
where the action is visible on a 60 inch TV. Plus there's
a full bar in there and comfortable seating. Really
adds to the excitement when you hear the crowd noise
coming from the other room. Being sequestered really
adds to the tension, as well.
We
may consider online tournaments in the future, but for
right now, we'll stick to the original plan. Later,
Bill
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June
06 04 Without the
proper footware |
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NEWS
FLASH: Thai police are reporting that a 12-year-old
committed suicide after being frustrated in her inability
to win at "Bomber Man." And you thought we
were obsessed! You can read the full story here.
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June
02 04 Another Neanderthal
sales pitch |
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from:
Sofa King Stupid
I must say the music suprised me. I didn't expect that
from some old farts. Great it is though. Oh yeah!
And
let's hope you're surprised enough to reach back into
your wallet, send us seven bucks and receive for your
very own a pristine copy of FAT SLACKS that you can
play any time, anywhere. Joe
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May
24 04 Blame it
on the Bulgarians |
from:
Adam
Howdy
guys this is Adam from Falcon Mouse ReUnion (the first
Flounder "Ox"'s band). You guys ROCK and I thought I'd
spread the Rockin' Chair love! I am officially an idiot,
as I fell for the "flash" intro. But even that rocked!
However, I was wondering if you'd shed some light on the
name Polish Pope, or am I stupid and missed it earlier?
Anyway, good luck with the shows, and come to Mississippi!
The
Polish Pope label name started out as a joke about 20
years ago. Back then, some idiot tried to assassinate
the Pope with a handgun. I saw it on TV and said "That's
gonna be my record label: Polish Pope Records... Number
one with a bullet!" When it came time to think of a
name for my real record label, that joke just came back
to haunt me, so... Later, Bill
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